KALEB KELLER

FERRIGNO:  KALEB, WELCOME TO THE TEAM HOMIE!  WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

KALEB:  EVERYTHING PURPLE

FERRIGNO:  PURPLE LIKE THE BRUISES ON YOUR BUTTHOLE?

KALEB:  NAW LIKE KENNY ROGER’S CHAPPED LIPS

FERRIGNO:  IS YOUR BUTTHOLE DOUBLE JOINTED?

KALEB:  NAW MY BUTTHOLE PLANTS NEW GREENERY.  THE NEW HARVEST ROLLING IN SOON

FERRIGNO:  GREAT!  SO TELL ME BOUT YO SELF.

KALEB:  I’M 18 YRS OLD.  I’M FROM THE SWAPS OF THE BAYOUS OF NEW ORLEANS.  SKATING SINCE I WAS 6 YEARS OLD, YOUNG BUCK MAHONEY!

FERRIGNO:  DOPE SON.  SO HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?

KALEB:  SHUT YOUR DICK.  MY NEIGHBOR’S EXPOSING HIS PEEHOLE.  I GOT TO GO!  KEEP IT MAHONEY!

FERRIGNO:  (SPIKES THE MIC AND DOES A TOUCH DOWN DANCE)

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PEEP KALEB’S VIDEO:

http://mahoneyskateboards.com/video/384/Kaleb-Keller